awesome

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Me: "Hey Ollie, that's awesome!"

Ollie: "Mom, don't say awesome when something is cool."

Me: "What should I say then?"

Ollie: "Nothing."

I'm getting the impression that Ollie does not think I'm cool.

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Ollie: "Mom, she just said ga-ga."
Me: "What's that?"
Ollie: "It's before goo-goo."

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